Razor Blade Manufactuers Gear Up for Busy Halloween Sales Period

Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:14 AM EST

Cow's Scrotum, Montana - Jerry Launsdown, head executive of the Amalgamated Metal Products Company, loves this time of year.

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Priest Comes Forward, Reveals Years of Molestation at the Hands of Over 50 Altar Boys

Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:40 PM EDT

Baltimore – For over thirty years, Father Liam McToole has been hearing the confessions of thousands of Catholics in the diocese. This week however, the Father had a revelation of his own.

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Parisian Schools Begin teaching Korean to Elementary Schoolchildren to Speed Along Capitulation

Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:39 PM EDT

Paris - In the wake of Nuclear testing in the past weeks by the Nation of North Korea, French grammar schools have begun to teach the Korean language in their classrooms, replacing traditional math and sciences.

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Mel Gibson Denies Making Anti-Nazi Remarks

Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:29 PM EDT

Miami - Mel Gibson may be a lot of things, but according to his publicist he is not an anti-Nazi.

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Breaking News: WMD's FOUND IN IRAQ

Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:39 PM EDT

Undisclosed Location - Seemingly all of America's involvement in the Middle East has been justified. In a startling turn of events, weapons of mass destruction have been discovered in Iraq.

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Scientists worry that Nuclear Testing May Cause Genetic Defects in North Koreans

Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:43 PM EDT

Ching Chang Chong - Scientists at the Center for the Study of Genetics in Gstad Norway have released the findings of several weeks of research of possible fallout from North Korea's recent Nuclear tests. "This is quite troubling," said Dr.

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